Y'all are gonna hate me for this

Reject modernity, return to Vine

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Reject vine, return to standing in the town square and yelling your jokes at unsuspecting citizens.

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Reject standing in the town square yelling your jokes at unsuspecting villagers passing by. Instead carve unflattering graffiti of the emperor on the bath house walls.

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reject rejection

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return to monke

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Reject modernity, return to the sea.

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Reject the sea, return to Mars.

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Reject the postage, return to sender

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Reject the sender, return to postal workers.

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Reject the postal workers, (actual don’t. Check on them. They are amazing.)

Reject rejecting postal workers. Offer them water and baked goods.

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Maybe a nice adult beverage too. Or a moxie.

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Reject hiding it, terrible political jokes should be on the front page of a magazine! A secret magazine!

Fun fact: if you present a postal worker with a moxie - congratulations you are now married.

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