Reject modernity, return to Vine
Reject vine, return to standing in the town square and yelling your jokes at unsuspecting citizens.
Reject standing in the town square yelling your jokes at unsuspecting villagers passing by. Instead carve unflattering graffiti of the emperor on the bath house walls.
return to monke
Reject modernity, return to the sea.
Reject the sea, return to Mars.
Reject the postage, return to sender
Reject the sender, return to postal workers.
Reject the postal workers, (actual don’t. Check on them. They are amazing.)
Reject rejecting postal workers. Offer them water and baked goods.
Maybe a nice adult beverage too. Or a moxie.
Reject hiding it, terrible political jokes should be on the front page of a magazine! A secret magazine!
Fun fact: if you present a postal worker with a moxie - congratulations you are now married.