on an airplane…
in a store, I was by myself waiting for my sis and I farted. It wasn’t that I farted it was that a guy was behind me…
In front of my friends. I never went back over there!
0:05 was my reaction to your post
probably when i was in the 8th grade and i thought i was being discreet during a test. it was completely silent in the room. it’s like…
you know when it’s gonna be a silent one and you know when the big mamas coming
so i like re…adjusted… and idk how i was sitting but i was real chubby and if you have cushioning around you, it’s gonna amplify the noise, in my case, my humongous bum.
and i let 'er rip
yeah… so the sound was so loud it echoed twice…three times…across the room
but for some reason no one noticed because they were so absorbed in their test.
i literally passed out because my heart was beating so fast (im anaemic). it was so scary and in the end no one noticed ffs.
At the end there u sounded like you’d wanted them to notice
i did not! i mean i worked so hard to be silent that i passed out so you think from all my hard work that i would’ve at least gotten a mention
Does anyone remember this meme? It blew up back in the day:
once i farted in front of some kids i had just met and they heard it and it was soooo embarrassing. Now a days when I fart at school i tell the people that are next to me. I tell them " i just farted next to you, enjoy"
Rest In Peace