Welcome to the Salty Spitoon

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon how tough are ya

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How tough am I? HoW tOuGH am I? The day v*ne closed, I only shed a single, non looped tear.

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I eat a bowl of nails for breakfast

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I don’t cringe when I hear nails on a chalkboard :sunglasses:

I can also listen to Jacob Sartorious’ sweatshirt on loop for an entire day without crying…

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Not dying.

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i took a scooter to the ankle and didnt cry

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Feeble peasants, I can watch a whole v*ne compilation without having a mental breakdown

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When I stubbed my toe, I didn’t need a kiss for my boo boo. :kissing_heart::no_entry_sign:

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I stood up and shared something with class,on the first day.And didn’t feel anxiety attack coming on.

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I slept through a hurricane :sunglasses:

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i watched marley and me and didn’t cry😎

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