Welcome to the Salty Spitoon how tough are ya
How tough am I? HoW tOuGH am I? The day v*ne closed, I only shed a single, non looped tear.
I eat a bowl of nails for breakfast
I don’t cringe when I hear nails on a chalkboard
I can also listen to Jacob Sartorious’ sweatshirt on loop for an entire day without crying…
i took a scooter to the ankle and didnt cry
Feeble peasants, I can watch a whole v*ne compilation without having a mental breakdown
When I stubbed my toe, I didn’t need a kiss for my boo boo.
I stood up and shared something with class,on the first day.And didn’t feel anxiety attack coming on.
I slept through a hurricane
i watched marley and me and didn’t cry😎