The Most Recent Lie You Told

“Yes mom I’ll put away my clothes”

I still haven’t put away my clothes.

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I will not take a nap before class so I can get sleep tonight
… I’m fading at the gym rn :flushed:

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“I’ll clean the pan I gotta let it cool down first”

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“I’m fine” when really I was probably up to late on Netflix that made me into a zombie :joy:

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I won’t ever think about my ex ever again

one moment later…
I’m on her instagram
OMG SHES SO PRETTY I MISS HER

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“this is totally a normal amount of food to consume right now”

:relieved:

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Update: didn’t nap before class, but I got another one…

I will study for midterms during Spring Break

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“I’m sooo nice to people” :roll_eyes:

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I don’t Eat Chicken I am a vegan :joy::joy::joy::joy:

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the whole population of LA is probably plotting your death rn

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That ain’t a lie, I’m sure of it :joy::sweat_smile:

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“I’m funny”

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Answering yes to the question Are You Okay?

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actually though, are you okay

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no, lol.

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That I was coming…

Of course I weren’t yet

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‘Tana mongeau’s hair looks great’

:relieved:

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