The early bird gets the ___________
The last of the Flintstone gummies, even though I bought it and wrote a note saying that I was saving it for later, Karen.
“Well, you know what they say in Brooklyn, early to bed, early to catch the worm. Or, is it the bagel?”
aka not me
I am a worm. I can confirm.
I remember feeding the geese bread as a kid, they used to love me for that.
WWE chamionship at Wrestlemania
Crippling social anxiety
Medal for actually waking up early during self isolation
Sadly bread is bad for birds😔 I used to do that too
… importance of punctuality
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA [cue the trumpets]
lunch time sleepies.