Since y’all think y’all funny

Let me hear your best dad joke!
I’ll go first!
Ahh nvm I was gonna tell you a joke about paper but, it’s TEARable. Akekeke

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What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs? A condescending con descending

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What do you call a sculptor who has a surplus of testosterone?

Hairy Potter

hehesksk weird ik but it’s all I could think of

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Did you hear about the short ghost whisperer runnin from the police? It’s…a small medium at large!

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My mom liked that one

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Wait I have another. What’s the difference between a filthy bus terminal, and a lobster with big boobs? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean

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wanna know a similarity between my laptop and just bieber?

It makes the fans go crazy

xd

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Heard it

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i could tell one about cats

just kitten i don’t know dad jokes

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What is an orange that sounds like a parrot? …

…a carrot.

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What do u call a wooden leg with a boot on it?
-got it yet?
-yet?
-no?
-yes?
-no?

A bootleg hahahahahha

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im suing lol

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:joy::joy::joy::joy: better get a good lawyer. I got connections lmaoooo jk

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What do you call a group of cows that are scared of everything?

…wait for it…

COWherds… get it? because…err…umm… it sounds like cowards

hehe. No? …Okay, I’m just gonna go drink some milk.

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Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged

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i`m having a space party, anyone wanna help me plan-et?

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Did ya hear about the cheese factory explosion in France?
There was nothing but de brie.

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who heard it was chilly outside?

He ran out of his house with a bowl

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