Shrek 2 Script But Its byte
Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away vine and tiktokers were blessed with a beautiful byte app.
And through the land everyone was happy…
until a possible shutdown
And they saw that their app was cursed with a frightful enchantment of fairy comments and basement convos that took place every night.
Desperate, they sought the help of Microsoft who had them lock away the young byte app away in a tower. There to await tikoks savoir of the handsome Donald Trump.
It was he who would chance the perilous journey through the blistering cold and scorching desert, traveling for many days and nights, risking life and limb to reach #1 on the app store.
For the bravesr and most handsome in the land.
And it was destiny that his kiss would break the chain of renegade dances.
He alone would climb to the highest boardroom of the tallest headquarters to enter byte’s chambers, cross the room from vine’s silhouette, pull back the gossamer curtains to find…
Oh thank Heavens. Where is vine?
Vine moved on and had byte.
Byte? With whom?
inserts accidentally in love- counting crows
Dom! byte! Arent you two a sight for sore eyes!
Givebus a hug, Dom, you old love machine.
And look at you byte, how bout a side of sugar for the steed?
Shilly, what are you doing here?
Taking care of the love nest for you.
Oh, you mean like…helping with bugs and adding more channels.
Yeah, and moderating byte. Youre a designer, well i do now. I call that one Dom and the other byte. That Dom is a rascally devil.
Look at the time. I guess you’d better be going.
Dont you want to tell me about your trip? Or how about the fun like the loop awards?
Actually shilly, shouldn’t you be getting home to Devyn
Oh, yeah that. I don’t know. She’s been all moody and stuff lately. I thought I’d move in with you.
You know we’re always happy to see you, shilly. But byte and i are a thing now. We need a little time to, you know, to be together… just with each other…alone.
Say no more. You dont have to worry about a thing.
You’re bothering me.
Oh, OK. All right, cool. I guess…
Me and Kaden was gonnq catch a tournament, anyway so…
Maybe ill see you Sunday for a barbecue or something.
He’ll be fine. Now, where were we?
I know, i know! Alone! I’m going im going.
What do you want me to tell the other guys?
inserts trumpet version of Hawaii Five-0
dearest byte app.
You are hearby summoned to the kingdom of Far, Far Away
for a royal ball in celebration of your release,
at which time the Kings will bestow his royal blessing…
upon you and your…uh…charming creator
Love, the Kings of Far, Far Away
Royal ball? Can i come?
Were not going? What???
I mean don’t you think they might be a bit…shocked to see you like this?
Well, they’ll be a little surprised. But theyre my parents Dom. They love me. And dont worry. They’ll love you, too.
Somehow i don’t think ill be welcomr at the hype house.
Theyre not like that. How do you explain Sergeant Pompous and the Fancy Pants Club Band?
Oh, come on! You could at least give them a chance.
To do what? Leave fairy comments and say they miss vine?
No! They just want to give you their blessing.
Oh great. Now i need their blessing?
If you want tk be part of this byte fam, yes!
Who says i want to be part of this byte fam?
You did! When you created me!!!
Well theres some fine print for you!
So thats it? You wont come?
Trust me. Its a bad idea. Were not going and that’s final!
Come on we dont wanna hit traffic.
Dont worry! Well take care of everything.
Hey wait for me. Oof!
inserts Le Freak-Chic
Hit it! Move em on! Head em up! Head em up, move em on, head em up!
Rawhide! Move em on, head em up. Move em up, move em on head em up rawhide!
OK, are we there yet?
Ok, are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Thats not funny. Thats really immature. This is why nobody likes orgres. Your loss! Im just gonna finally stop talking.
This is taking forever Dom. Theres no in-flight movie or nothing!
The kingdom of far far away shilly. That’s where were going Far, Far…away!
All right all right i get it. Im just so darn bored.
Well find a way to entertain yourself
popping mouth noises
For five minutes…could you not be yourself…FOR FIVE MINUTES!
Are we there yet?
inserts Funkytown, Lipps, Inc.
Hey good looking! We’ll be back to pick you up later!
We are definitely not in beta anymore.
Hey ladies! Nice day for cottagecore, huh? You working that channel.
Alt tiktok! Ex viners!
Announcing the long-awaited return of the magnificent byte app and their charming creator Dom.
Well, this is it.
This is it.
This is it.
Uh…why don’t you guys go ahead? I’ll park the car.
So…you still think this was a good idea?
Of course! Look.
Vine and Tiktok look happy to see us.
Who on earth are they?
I think thats our amazing app.
Thats not little! Thats a really big problem.
Wasnt byte supposed to thrive from Trumps ban?
Well its not Trump ban but they do look…
Happy now? We came. We saw them. Now lets go before they start the fairy comments.
They are my parents. Hello? They made so many digs at you.
But that made me stronger
Good! Heres our chance. Lets go back beta and pretend we don’t want success.
Tiktok, we have to be…
Quick! While they’re not looking we can make a run for it.
Dom, stop it!
Everything’s gonna be…
A disaster! There is no way…
You can do this.
Id like you to meet my creator Dom.
Well um i see where byte gets their loops from.
Better always fixed than left broken i always say eh, byte?
What do you mean, not on the list? Dont tell me you dont know who i am.
Thanks for waiting.
I had the hardest time finding this place.
No! No! Bad shilly! Bad! Down!
No Tiktok it’s alright. He’s with us. He helped designed me.
That’s me, noble steed.
Waiter! How about a bowl for the steed?
Great soup Vine.
So byte us about your journey.
Dom has his own place.
Dont you honey?
Its an enchanted forest abundant in birbs and cute little frogs and…
I know you ain’t talking about New York.
An app from New York. Oh! How original.
I suppose that would be a fine place to make creators successful.
It’s a bit early to be thinking about byte success, isnt it?
Indeed. I just started eating.
What’s that supposed to mean?
Tiktok. Its great, OK?
For his type, yes.
I gotta go to the bathroom.
Dinner is served!
Never mind. I can hold it.
Lets not sit here with our tummies rumbling let’s dig into these Italian recipes.
Dont mind if i do Vine.
I suppose any creators from you would be…
Not theres anything wrong with that. Right Tiktok?
Oh, no! No! Of course, not!
That is, assuming you don’t count to 10 thousand.
No, we usually prefer the ones who we get Trump to hide away!
I only did that cause i love byte.
Aye having a great app at the start of release or go to the present where its Tiktok v OG byters.
You wouldn’t understand. Youre not an app.
Its nice to have family together for dinner again.
inserts Fairy Clash Godmother
Oh, my dear. Oh, look at you. You’re all grown up.
Who are you? Oh, sweet pea!
Im your Fairy Clash Godmother.
Fairy Clash Godmother?
Now dont you worry. Im here to make it all better.
inserts Fairy Clash Godmother singing about the fight over who will be the next Vine/Tiktok
Thanks Clash, but i don’t neer more competition.
Fine. Be that way. We didn’t like you, anyway.
Oh you got 1 million loops? All i got was 10.
Clash, ex tiktokers, id like you to meet my creator Dom.
Creator Dom? What? What did you say? When did this happen?
Dom is the one who revived Vine.
But that can’t be right. Or great, more app.
Clash is just trying to make a little friendly competition.
Well great Clash can help by leaving.
I dont want to leave.
When did you decide this?
Shortly after arriving.
Look i gotta go dear but if you ever need me happiness is one app away.
Thanks we got it but all the happiness we need is right here. Happy, happy, happy…
So i see.
I told you coming here was a bad idea.
You could’ve at least tried to get along with my father instead of acting like a…
Like a what?
LIKE AN APP CREATOR!
Here’s the news for you. Where Vine and Tiktok like it or not i am a creator. And that’s not about to change.
Real smooth Dom.
I knew this would happen. You started it
I can barely believe that, Vine. He’s an app creator. Not me.
I think Tiktok, youre taking this a little to personally.
This is bytes choice.
But byte was supposed to be successful after tiktoks ban. I didnt want a small app competing.
I mean you expect me to be okay with this?
Byters do. And theyd love it if ex viners and tiktokers could have an app for both.
I just dont want to lose Vine 2, Vine.
Oh, you act like its totally predictable for apps to do well without a little boost.
Do you remember Tiktok when you were young?
Everyone would laugh at your cringe comps but you turned that around. Hit or miss?
Oh stop being an Addison Rae.
What happen Tiktok?
Just gonna do a few tiktok dances out here…
So whats new?
You remember Donald Trump?
Is that you? My gosh! Its been years. When did you consider banning?
Just after the trolled rally actually.
After i endured blistering golf courses, sourching corona cases and climb the highest floor of Trump Tower…
Clash can handle this…
After enduringbthe blistering golf courses, scourching corona cases and climb the highest floor of Trump Tower… and what does Donald find an American ran app trying to end Tiktoks career.
It wasnt my fault byte would be a dark horse.
Stop the car!
You force me to do something. I really dont want to do.
Whats going on?
Hi. Yes id like to accept Charli to Alt byte/tiktok now?
Two renegade dances.
Any new dances?
No thank you.
Fine then. There you are dear.
And this comes with you 1 smelt penny.
So byte and trump will be the ultimate winners.
Believe me, Tiktok. Its what’s best. Not only for you but for byte and for all the current and future social media influencers.
What am i supposed to do about it?
Use your imagination.
Do i know you?
Im looking for Coub.
Ah! There you are. Right.
You see, i need to have someone taken care of.
Whose the guy?
Well he’s not a guy, per se.
Um…he’s an app creator.
Hey buddy, lemme clue you in. Theres only 1 fellow who can handle a job like that, and frankly… they don’t like to be disturbed.
Where could i find them?
Who dare enters?
Sorry! I hope im not interrupting, but im told youre the one to talk to about a creator problem?
You were told correct.
But for this i charge a great deal of money.
Would this be enough?
You have engaged my valuable services, Your Majesty.
Just tell me where i can find this creator.
dom reads bytes diary
Senorpequenos is having a sleepover tomorrow, but tiktok says i cant go. Tiktok never lets me byte at nite. Tiktok says im going to some tech school, Vine says when im old enough my charming prince will revive me and we’ll be successful.
Future Successful App
Future Successful App
Future Successful App
Future Successful App
Future Successful App
Future Successful App*"
knocks on door
Sorry hope im not interrupting anything.
No i was just reading Facebook terms and data collecting.
I was hoping youd let me apologize for my behavior earlier.
I don’t know what came over me.
Do you suppose we could pretend it never happened and start over…
Look your majesty, i just…
Please. Call me tiktok.
Tiktok. We both acted like monsters.
Maybe we need time to get to know each other.
Excellent idea! I was actually hoping you might join me for a morning hunt.
A little family app bonding time?
I know it would mean the world to byte. Shall we say, by the old town road?
somewhere in the woods
Face it shilly, were lost!
We can’t be lost. We followed Tiktok’s instructions exactly!
Head to the ridingest part of the old town road, past the hit or miss path with the you was in the club branches.
You were the one who said not to stop for directions.
Oh, great. My one chance to fix things with bytes parent and i end up lost in this place with you!
Don’t get huffy! I’m trying to help.
I know! I know.
Im sorry, all right! Hey, dont worry about it.
I just really want this app to go places.
I know it was tender back there but the noise is interesting.
Sure. Whats next a hug?
Hey Dom, i won’t seduce you. What do you think i am, some kind of a…
Fear me, if you dare!
Look a former app!
Look out Dom!
Its a discontinued app, shilly.
Come here little app. Come on. Oh! Come here.
Hold on Dom! Im coming!
Get it off! Get it off!
Oh, God. Oh…
continues to fight off app and finally wins app fight
Now, Sir, pray for mercy from…Musical.ly
I’ll kill that app!
Please! I implore you! It was nothing personal, Señor. I was doing this in the name of Dame Tu Cosita. I needed to help out mi familia like Jacob Satorius and Loren Gray. Tiktik offered me much in gold and I have many more musi…
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Tiktoker paid you to do this?
The rich Chinese app? Sí.
Well so much for Tiktok liking me.
Dont feel bad. Almost everybody that meets you wants to kill you.
Maybe byte would’ve been better off if i were some of of prince charming.
That’s what Tiktok said.
Oh, uh…sorry. i thought that question was directed at me.
Dom, byte knows youd do anything to become successful .
Wel, its not like i wouldn’t change if i could. Its just updates with a small team take time. I just want byte to be successful so bad. I want happy byters.
Hold the phone…
a tear drop away
Shill! Think of the saddedt thing thats ever happened to you. Aw, man, where do i begin?
First there was stanloona’s ban. Then this other time these viners got mad byte wasnt like vine and tiktokers got mad it wasnt like either. Then I said byte was byte but by that point everyone was already too drunk and hitting me with a stick and that was so traumatic i wrote this byte shrek script… what you dont like meta?
travels and arrives to Clash’s headquarters
Uh hi, were from the Union?
We represent all magical and enhancing social media apps both evil and benign.
Oh! Oh, right.
Are you feeling degraded or oppressed?
Uh…a little. We don’t even have dental.
They don’t even have dental.
Okay we’ll just have a look around. Oh btw. I think its better if Clash doesn’t know were here.
Of course go right in.
goes into potion room
A drop of desire.
A pinch of passion.
A hint of laughs!
Well it seems not everyone is happy with bytes new influx lately.
And theres some questions to why that is?
We’ll lets explore, shall we?
Facebook! No Dom!
Skype! No Dom!
Whatsapp! No Dom!
No no no no no!
You see, you dont live happily ever after.
We were just leaving.
Sorry to have wasted your time clash.
Shilly, keep watch.
Yeah ill keep watch.
Ill watch that wicked witch come and whammy a world of hurt up your backside.
I’ll laugh too.
I’ll be giggling to myself.
No try “success.”
Sorry no success.
Hey! How about happily ever after?
Well what does it do?
It says accomplishments divine.
In some cultures, shillys are revered as the wisest.
Especially us talking GOATS.
That’ll have to do. We have company.
successfully causes chaos and steals the accomplishment potion to the song Ever Fallen In Love- Peter Yorn
This isn’t a good time, pumpkin. Clash is working.
Whoa, what happened here?
That creator, that’s what!
Oh dont worry Trump youll still be teardown byte dance.
We’ll just have to come up with something smarter.
Everything is accounted for except 1 potion.
Oh…i believe we can make this work
late evening Dom, shilly and musical.ly finally have the potion
It says “happily ever after”. How bad can it be?
See, you’re allergic to that stuff. You’ll have a reaction. And if you think I’ll be smearing vapor rub over your chest, think again!
Boss, just in case there is something wrong with the potion…allow me to take the first sip. It would be an honour to lay my life on the line for you.
Oh no no. I don’t think so. If there’ll be animal testing might as well be the G.O.A.T. that’s the best friend’s job. Now give me that bottle.
I dont feel different. Do i loom different?
You still look like a G.O.A.T. to me.
Maybe it doesnt work on shillygoats.
We’ll here’s to us, byte.
You drink that, theres no going back.
No more vine 2?
No more square videos?
But you love being a creator!
But i love byte more.
Dom, no! Wait!
I think you grabbed the farty ever after potion.
Maybe its a dud. Or maybe byte and I were never meant to be.
thunder starts and shilly sings in a loopy state and eventually passes out
Dom wakes up
Good morning sleepy bead.
We love your shilly cat!
Here, i fetched a pail of water.
A cute button nose? Permed hair? Chiseled face and abs?