If you could be a duck for a day, what would you do first?
I would fidget spin and quack
I’d probably get some bread
Very good idea
Bread crumbs are life
BOOOO this lame
I’d probably walk up to a lemonade stand and ask if they have any grapes
I would quack until I can’t quack no more
And then splash other ducks with pond water after I have a lil laugh pecking at hoomans
Sounds like I’ll just be the annoying but fun one hah
Aim at people when I need the toilet
Sadly they only ever sell lemonade…
Got any grapes
I would fly away to space
Annoying but fun. Only kind of duck there is tbh.
That is the highlight of my day.
We only sell lemonade, but it’s cold and it’s fresh and its all home made.
Chad check brah
eat people who don’t jaywalk in sf ofc
I would raffle my feathers:)