Question from a Duck

If you could be a duck for a day, what would you do first?

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I would fidget spin and quack

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I’d probably get some bread

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Very good idea

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Bread crumbs are life

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BOOOO this lame

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:frowning: I know…

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I’d probably walk up to a lemonade stand and ask if they have any grapes

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I would quack until I can’t quack no more
:duck: :duck: :duck: :duck: :duck: :duck:

And then splash other ducks with pond water after I have a lil laugh pecking at hoomans

Sounds like I’ll just be the annoying but fun one hah

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Aim at people when I need the toilet

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Sadly they only ever sell lemonade…

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Got any grapes

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I would fly away to space

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Annoying but fun. Only kind of duck there is tbh.

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That is the highlight of my day.

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Duck season

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We only sell lemonade, but it’s cold and it’s fresh and its all home made.

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Chad check brah

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eat people who don’t jaywalk in sf ofc

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I would raffle my feathers:)

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