Tell me your best pickup line
I just stand there frozen and awkward - doesn’t seem to be working greatly
Are you a parking ticket? Cus you’ve got “Fine” written all over you.
Are you DNA helicase? Bc id love to unzip those genes
Do you have a map? Cause I keep gettings lost in your eyes…
My magic watch tells me you aren’t wearing any clothes… oh, you are? It must be an hour fast
Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!
Do you have the time?..the time for me to take your number down?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cos youre an angel
Is it okay if I were to take a picture with you?
To prove to all my athiest friends that Angels really do…exist?
hey I lost my number, do you think I could have yours?
I am defenitely gonna use these pick up lines, they are gold
@tengis thats not a very good pick up line haha
Hey…uhm…damn it… you’re so gorgeous you made me forget the pickup line I was supposed to use.
I don’t have a library card but can I check you out?
If I get to have a quarter for Everytime I’d see a girl as pretty as you…I would have a quarter rn.
date me pls
date me NOW
always get them lol
Have you sat on some sugar? Because you’ve got a sweet ass (-;
You got a phone in your pocket? Because that ass is calling me (-;