Pickup line

Tell me your best pickup line

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I just stand there frozen and awkward - doesn’t seem to be working greatly

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Are you a parking ticket? Cus you’ve got “Fine” written all over you. :wink:

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Are you DNA helicase? Bc id love to unzip those genes :smirk:

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Do you have a map? Cause I keep gettings lost in your eyes…

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My magic watch tells me you aren’t wearing any clothes… oh, you are? It must be an hour fast

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Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!

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Do you have the time?..the time for me to take your number down? :wink:

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cos youre an angel :wink:

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Is it okay if I were to take a picture with you?

To prove to all my athiest friends that Angels really do…exist? :wink:

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hey I lost my number, do you think I could have yours?

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I am defenitely gonna use these pick up lines, they are gold

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@tengis thats not a very good pick up line haha :wink:

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Hey…uhm…damn it… you’re so gorgeous you made me forget the pickup line I was supposed to use. :wink:

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I don’t have a library card but can I check you out?

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If I get to have a quarter for Everytime I’d see a girl as pretty as you…I would have a quarter rn. :wink:

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date me pls

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date me NOW

always get them lol

cri

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Have you sat on some sugar? Because you’ve got a sweet ass (-;

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You got a phone in your pocket? Because that ass is calling me (-;

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