My health teacher is SUCH a football coach

he looks like a football coach
he talks like a football coach
he walks like a football coach
his loud-ass voice thunders across the hallway like a football coach
he makes football analogies on the daily like a football coach
he coaches football at our school like a football coach

half of the time in that class, I’m focused on whatever we’re supposed to learn about in the health world of today. the other half of the time I’m just thinking “this guy is the football coach”

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At least you didn’t have a football coach for a chem teacher :joy:, he used to take football related calls in the middle of a lesson

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football coaches are one of the types of people where you can just TELL.

same goes with horse girls

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:joy::joy::joy: I mean, I thin we all have at least one teacher like that but the fact that he’s actually a football coach is just beautiful :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::joy:

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Oh ok, well ummm, ok.

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Horse girls? :joy:

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It’s simple. He absorbed the power of countless football coaches into his bloodstream, and became the perfect football coach. :football:

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girls who were obsessed with horses when they were young and never grew out of it

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I was thinking that, but wanted to be sure

I also had a PE teacher in high school that did EXACTLY what you described (but he actually was a football coach :joy:)

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He coaches football at our school like a football coach. Lol

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