& IM SO BEYOND EMOTIONAL. Words can’t describe how grateful I am for this new app.
Now for some of my fav vines:
“Dude I finally finished my book about Nutmeg!”
“Well it’s about time(thyme)!”
“No, Kevin. It’s about nutmeg.”
“Today we will be performing: two guys bonding over their zodiac signs & also a brief synopsis of ‘The Fault in Our Stars’.”
“Look at the buns on that guy!”
shows a guy, laying on the ground, with hamburger buns all over him
“This is the comedy police! The joke’s too funny!”
“IM NOT GOIN BACK TO JAIL!”
“Did somebody order a baked sausage pizza?”
“I did, but I don’t have any money. ”
“Why the fuck did you order a pizza then?”
That one where the guy is running with his skateboard but doesn’t actually jump on it.
Okay I’m done.