What color do you think I will dye my hair to???
You should dye it bright green after cutting it to a Mohawk. Following that, you should change your entire wardrobe to black (and black only) then call your ex wife and tell her you want custody of the three kids you used to share, two of whom are not yours. Then get a moped and moderate it using Ferrari imports and drive off into the sunset. After this, you should shave your remaining hair off and pretend to be homeless in Calabasas. You may not have won custody of your children but you won your own freedom. Hope I inspired you.
That escalated quickly
How about green in honor to 4/20