If a Woodchuck can Chuck wood than can a Woodpecker Peck wood?

Basically what I am saying is I don’t know what a Woodpecker is and that makes me really mad. Can someone help?

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I mean… How do I say this seriously…

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Si…

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Ask your question again. But this time say it realllyyyyy slowllyyyy

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The real question: How much wood could Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

The answer: Chuck Norris does not need to chuck the wood. He can simply look
at the wood, and if Chuck Norris desires, the wood will chuck itself.

(From the internet.)

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Woodpeckers would peck wood if they existed but unfortunately all birds are actually government surveillance drones :confused:

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Does a gofer go fer it?