I was touched by my ______

I was touched by my dog. He’s always snuggling up next to me whenever I sit down on the couch.

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doctor

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I was gonna make an R Kelly type joke… but then I realized this wasn’t that type of topic. :sweat_smile:

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…invisible friend in an abusive/harassing way and I got him imprisoned for seven years

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… Ways of showing love and support.

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Uncle.

Whops

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You really reaching now.

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So what happened when he got out? I’d be scared for my life

I’ll pay for the therapy sessions.

I don’t know! I haven’t seen him anywhere since that day…

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cousin (sweet home alabama…)

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I was touched by my dad… in a questionable term…

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All I can say is be careful and stay safe mi amigo

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…self :frowning:

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Yeah, my best bet is to flee the country, since he’s invisible and all. I won’t know he’s coming, but at least I can get me some baguettes.

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Might have to start wearing the cloak of invivisbility to stay hidden like the one from Harry potter

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I checked all of the aisles at Home Depot five times, but I couldn’t find one!

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my uncle

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You have to go to IKEA in the magic aisle. It costs about 699.99 plus tax

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As long it was consensual I’m all for it.

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