I sold my virginity for a box of coke cans

So once upon a time I was like 18 and my neighbor who’s an old woman said I’ll give you a box of coke cans if you let me **** and then you **** ** and then after that do ***** on my *** so I did and I must say it was rancid but totally worth it

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I would have done the same thing :ok_hand:

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They should have a NSFW forum — this ain’t PG for my brain & eyes :brain: :joy:

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I’m Dying :joy: :joy: :joy: :joy: :joy: :joy: :joy: :joy: :joy: :joy: :joy: :joy:

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Depends - was it a 6 pack or 12 pack and was it 12 or 16 oz :joy::joy::joy:

You made my day my friend - best read ever :clap::clap::clap:

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:joy::joy::joy::skull::skull::skull:

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LOL ME :skull: love this

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Jesus :skull::joy::joy::joy:

A new idea that must be added as a topic

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Me love this too

It was a 12 pack so it lasted a while just like me

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:joy::joy::joy::clap::clap::clap:

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sucks being virgin

8423_NotStonks

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:joy: this is funny

It is ok, you were not using your virginity anyway😄

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Needed to go to someone in need of it anyways

Only for cherry coke

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I’d do it for Coke Zero. I don’t need the extra calories.

I was like… cans? Empty cans? Okay go wild lolol

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Craziness

But aight