I’m gonna be the most popular person on the app

It’s decided. I will become the most popular for how funny I am.

For all my currently followers, you all already know I’m the shit, how consistently funny I am.

How new and original every video is. I only have 500ish cuz I’m unlucky but to anyone who thinks they are POSSIBLE EVEN CLOSE I LAUGH.

I AM THE BEST

I’m getting my own standup world tour one day. And you can all pay full price for those tickets. All you get is for me to tell the future.

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re-categorized to #hype

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Also to anyone who thinks I’m joking… I’m not.

And to anyone who gets mad over how prideful I am… get over your self IM THE BEST TO EVER LIVE AND I WONT EVER BE STOPPED

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Send Ur username prove it

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It’s just zeke

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Wow what happened to me being the funniest? :slightly_frowning_face: divorced

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I actually deadass love your content so I’m pretty sure it’ll be a reality…pls don’t forget me when u famous :broken_heart: and at most maybe half-price for me for believing in you

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Good luck​:+1::four_leaf_clover:

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I love the spirit. Reminds me of young naruto that always says he’s going to become hokage and manage to become one. You got it

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I love u

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I challenge you to a fight to the death. The winner absorbers the others sense of humor to become more powerful.

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As long as I can come for the ride

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Yesterday you were leaving the app for good.

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I love the drive man! Keep it up!

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Just checked out your Byte, you’re hilarious man, keep pushin out more content!!

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And then I made a post after saying I was back!

Yes, I saw that post, too.

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Hmm. Too much
Well… I like the profile pic

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i thought you left

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