I have to tell you something, and it’s gonna be hard 😔

Metal… metal is hard if you touch it…

Have a good day!

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No it’s cold

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It can also be toxic if you touch a lot of it with your inner mouth parts.

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Well that explains a lot

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Wait, how the F**K are you Touching Metal? Like, touching a metal song on Spotify just Plays it, for me, my guy.

Stupid Metallica playlist :-1:t5::angry:

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Lol no like… normal metal that doesn’t… uh burn like… idk a lock?

You wanna know what else gets hard when you touch it?? :smirk::smirk::smirk:

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Non-Newtonian fluids

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Well mercury isn’t! lol

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Sure…

…I don’t know. Haven’t thought of a good punchline yet

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