How to kill my sister

she ate my birthday cake :slightly_smiling_face: i didn’t have any

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Feed her to the pigs

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Sacrifice

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Cut her open. She’ll be cake :))

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Take the cupcakes and just add whatever cleaning products you have at home

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hello ms chlamydiaa, how exactly does one eat your birthday cake without you getting any. im tryna work out the numbers here, but its leading to further questions

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One of them is: did you piss her off?

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did she eat it before or after your bday?? how u blow out the candles without getting any cake??

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I don’t think. Her sister tends to be the controversial one from what I’ve seen in live :skull_and_crossbones::skull_and_crossbones::skull_and_crossbones::skull_and_crossbones: I laughed out of orbit when she roasted my Android quality :sob:

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it was the leftover cake form my birthday and i was saving to for a rainy day and they told me that i shoudl have gotten to it faster :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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Throw her body in the garbage :star_struck::roll_eyes:
Works everytime :heart_eyes:

i would suggest forming a secret alliance with your cat/dog first.