Hit Me With Your Best Haiku

Let’s hear some Haikus, my dear fellow Byters. It may be 5:58 AM here on the east coast (and I haven’t gone to bed yet), but I’ve got a hankerin’ for some community Haikus. If you’re not familiar with the format of a Haiku, the first line has to have a total of 5 syllables, the second line has to have 7, and the third line has to have five. Make a Haiku about anything and put it below – you can actually get pretty creative with them, surprisingly.

I’ll start, I’ll make mine about Byte (how fitting):

Byte: it’s not just Vine
Friends, community, and fun
Together, it’ll grow.

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I’ll respond to you.
Because I really like this.
Good job, hope there’s more
:clap:t5::clap:t5:

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Byte is pretty cool
Not as cool as Shakira
But still pretty cool

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My quals are next week,
But here I am making memes.
Can I drop out now?

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Can’t use the toilet
It burns so bad when I pee
Hate chlamydia

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It’s now 4pm
Hm? Why did I just wake up?
Because…I’m lazy

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I am the lorax
I am speaking for the trees
The trees say f**k you

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I made a haiku,
With seventeen syllables,
It was pretty good. :sunglasses::ok_hand:

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Oh man I’m so smart
This will make me popular!
Rebyte for rebyte?

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Also, my favorite:
Haikus are awesome
But sometimes they don’t make sense
Refrigerator.

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Hmmm, I think Byte’s Dead
Said the guy who secretly
Only likes Tik Tok

this is the haiku
that never ends and it goes
on and on my friends

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