Dad Jokes :P

I’ve been having a great week so far. So let’s ruin it.
Give me some spicy dad jokes, cringy enough to make me wanna bang my head against a wall.

(Depending on the level of cringe I may actually do it)

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You’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you’re in there? European.

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You hear about the lightbulb party? Yeah it was pretty lit.

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I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I ever saw!

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spainiard and a German are all watching a street preformer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and asks if they can see him now.
“Yes”
“Oui”
“Si”
“Ja”

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How do you have a party in space?

You PLANet

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How does a jewish person make coffee? HEBREWs it

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Explain? I didn’t get it?:joy:

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european = you’re a peein’

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