Cups are just tubes with a wall on one end. change my mind

Hey everyone. I just wanted to share my hatred for all of the love that cups get. In my honest opinion I think cups are nothing more than a tube with a wall on one end and they don’t deserve all of the clout they get! Feel differently? Why?

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I’d argue. Hollow cones but with a flat end instead of a point end.

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See, I view it more as tubes just being a bunch of cups stacked together without bottoms. Total ripoff, cups should sue.

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Maybe it’s a half functional straw???

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OK now if a straw is half functional does that mean the cup is leaking

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Cups are good for listening in on peoples convers…i mean for drinking things of course

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OH MY GOSHHHH :exploding_head::joy: I like the way you think

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reported

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I guess we can’t all be revolutionaries


Y’all STILL using cups? LMAAAAAOOOOOOO COULDNT BE ME

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We’re not worthy​:raised_hands::raised_hands::raised_hands:

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I also suggest using hand towels. Simply douse it in the beverage of your choosing, soak it up, squeeze and BAM. Way cooler way of staying refreshed (or drunk, I dunno).

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This is a real hot take and I’m gonna ha e to do some serious thinking about this

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I only provide scalding hot takes

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Yeah but what lawyer would represent a cup?

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I would argue that a straw with a wall would not be Half Functional. It would be 100% not functional as a straw

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See! Cups are only used for devious activities

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A real mug probably :grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning:

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Listen if you can’t handle the heat then got outta my cupless kitchen

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This is innovation at its finest thank you for this

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