Arf is arf is arf

@arf is the kind of person everyone should aspire to be.

I understand that @FatJesusMan has, in the past, challenged you to a fight. I volunteer as tribute. Like Brienne of Tarth, I shall stand as your champion, arf, and fall in love with a tall man with eyes that twinkle like diamonds.

But, yeah. Arf is awesome, and more people should be as kind, caring, and compassionate.

Kane out

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I second

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I third!

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Arf is a dwarf in a scarf who has to barf and jumps off the wharf…

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This is officially a war.

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[gets popcorn] this is getting somewhere

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fatjesusman is a bruh and should be eliminated in all aspects as soon as possible :rage::rage::rage::rage:

the war begins now. Go forward kaneth, I choose you! :grin::grin::grin::grin:

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You better bring your “A” game because I have daddy issues, body dysmorphia, and a healthy coke habit.

My fuse has been lit since grade school and I’ve ignored all the Pokémon hate just for an occasion like this.

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The last thing we need is another bruh. His demise will be quick and painful.

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I can’t beat @arf in a fight

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Arf is Arf!

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Have I finally found someone that can kick my ass in a satire battle?

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y’all better get your beyblades ready bc this getting SERIOUS :eyes: :eyes: :eyes:

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You all never learn do you? Arf is the most powerful guy in the Milky Way.

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i like kitkat

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I’m more of a Cadbury person but whatever floats your boat :woman_shrugging:

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This whimsical battle is already won. Im inside your head. You’re through FatJesus.

Yeet

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If the beef is real just fight in the boxing match. Sometimes you need violence in life

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