999 / 911 what’s your emergency?

What’s your emergency??

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Im too giddy for byte beta :sunglasses:

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Phase 2 is coming out soon and I think I can’t handle it…

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What are your symptoms?

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hello i have too much gas

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Its… It’s Digarno!!

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im tired of school and i cant find a way to make the teachers stop pestering me about finals.

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I fell in love and it’s not your fault

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We ran out of toilet paper. Can somebody down at the station bring me a roll?

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Shawty fire burning on the dance floor

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I’ve risen and I can’t get down

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Yeah sure, what’s your address?

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Ooooh woooooahhhhhh

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Hi 911? You’re my favorite pizza place.

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I’m trying to diffuse a bomb and only have 3 seconds left

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Guess you can’t handle the bomb then.

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me: what is your emergency?
911: what is your emergency though?
me: nah nah what is your emergency??
911: this isn’t funny, whats your emergency…
me: WHATS YOUR EMERGENCY
911 dont raise your voice at me, what is your emergency.
hangs up

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My emergency? Oh goodness no, I’ve been rattling on about me all day. Tell me about you.

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I’m in the after life regretting this decsion to this day

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I need a taser, flame thrower and paintball gun to scare my friends

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