What’s your emergency??
Im too giddy for byte beta
Phase 2 is coming out soon and I think I can’t handle it…
What are your symptoms?
hello i have too much gas
Its… It’s Digarno!!
im tired of school and i cant find a way to make the teachers stop pestering me about finals.
I fell in love and it’s not your fault
We ran out of toilet paper. Can somebody down at the station bring me a roll?
Shawty fire burning on the dance floor
I’ve risen and I can’t get down
Yeah sure, what’s your address?
Hi 911? You’re my favorite pizza place.
I’m trying to diffuse a bomb and only have 3 seconds left
Guess you can’t handle the bomb then.
me: what is your emergency?
911: what is your emergency though?
me: nah nah what is your emergency??
911: this isn’t funny, whats your emergency…
me: WHATS YOUR EMERGENCY
911 dont raise your voice at me, what is your emergency.
My emergency? Oh goodness no, I’ve been rattling on about me all day. Tell me about you.
I’m in the after life regretting this decsion to this day
I need a taser, flame thrower and paintball gun to scare my friends