First, I’d like to say I’m better than anyone clearly. I mean look, I got the most followers on the app .
If anyone wants to hire me for a collaboration, it will cost $1500 per seconded on screen. $800 per seconded for just voice.
I’d like if I could be referred as king of byte from here on out and that everyone tells their family how they were able to know about the amazing funny and sexy Zeke on byte.
I know I’m being humble and all, so… you’re welcome. You’re welcome for me making the best content that the world has ever seen.